Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee

Double the fun. Buy two tees, get 20% off. Offer automatically applies at checkout.

DON’T COME CRAWLING BACK WHEN THEY’RE GONE ~ The tee era ends soon. We’re moving into a new world of elevated heat — but first, get your own icons before orders close. 💋

Forget the scales and focus on what really counts — orgasms, not calories! This tee is here to remind you that life's about pleasure, not numbers. Let your tee do the talking and spread the secret to a happier, sexier life.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

• Colour: Off White with Ink-Coloured Print

• Size: One Size Fits All - Relaxed, boyfriend-style fit

• Fabric: 100% Sandwashed Rayon Cotton - ultra-soft and breathable

• Handmade & Hand Screen Printed in Bali